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Sam: She. I'm a she, Freddie. As in 'girl'.
iWill Date FreddieEdit
Freddie (talking to Valerie): She (Sam) can't help it. She's just naturally vicious.
(After Valerie and Freddie breaks up)
Sam: You're just as important to the show as Carly and me.
(And Sam gives Freddie a Hug/wedgie.)
iRue The DayEdit
Freddie: She is not like other girls. Carly: Nope
Sam: Wow, Freddie. I like seeing you get all feisty. Freddie: That's the Freddie way.
Freddie: What's cool? Sam: Not you!
Sam: I'm freakin out man, I'm freakin out!...I haven't insulted Freddie in days. Days!...I can't handle not insulting that boy!
iDon't Want to FightEdit
Freddie: They say when a girl constantly rips on a guy, it really just means she has a crush on him. Sam: But I wasn't rippin' on a guy. I was rippin' on you.
Sam: Knock, knock.
Freddie: (on camera) Who's there?
Sam: Not you! [pushes him out of the broadcast]
iGo to JapanEdit
Sam (to Freddie): Have you ever given up hope that someday Carly might love you? Freddie: No. Sam: Well, you should.
iMake Sam GirlierEdit
Freddie: I just wanna say: Sam, even though you constantly cause me both physical and emotional pain -not joking- I think of you and me as really close friends.
iReunite With MissyEdit
Freddie: Maybe Carly’s right. Maybe you’re just jealous of Missy. Sam: Just… forget it. Don't believe me. Freddie: Give me one reason why I should believe you. Sam: Because I came here. Have I ever come to you for help before? For anything?
Carly: No. You care about Sam! Freddie: Well, she was really upset. Carly: And you said Sam wasn’t your friend! Freddie: Yeah, whatever... Carly: Yeah, whatever!
iTake On DingoEdit
Freddie: Aww, I wanna stay and watch Sam beat up TV writers!
Freddie: I was just gonna say... Sam: That we should kiss? Freddie: You're gonna break my arm now right? Sam: No. Freddie: Well should we? Just so both of us can get it over with? Sam: Hmm... Just to get it over with. Freddie: Just to get it over with. Sam: And you swear we go right back to hating each other as soon as it's over. Freddie: Totally, and we'll never tell anyone. Sam: Never. Sam: Well... lean. Freddie leans and they kiss for about 8 seconds Freddie(after the kiss): Well that was...um... Sam: Nice.. Freddie: Yeah, nice, um... Sam: Good...work. Freddie: Thank you, you too. Freddie (as Sam leaves in a sweet tone): Hey, I hate you. Sam (awkwardly): Hate you, too.
iThink They KissedEdit
Carly: I'll turn my back, and you two can resume kissing behind it! Carly: How long was it? Sam: Huh? Carly: How long did you two kiss? Freddie: I don't know. Sam: Seven seconds? Freddie: (nods) 7,8 seconds... Carly: Oh. Was it fun? Sam: (gives Carly odd look) Fun? Carly: Did you (pauses) like it? (Sam and Freddie look at each other. Spencer runs in, leaving the question unanswered)
iSaved Your LifeEdit
Sam: She's not in love with you, she's in love with what you did. Freddie: You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple. Sam: Very true, makes me wanna puke up blood. But still... what I said it's true... and you know it.
iWas A Pageant GirlEdit
Freddie: Aw Sam.. if you're in love with me just say so! Sam: Nyeeh. Freddie: Nyeeh.
(She didnt deny it)
Sam: I know what I want to do when I look at you.
iBelieve in BigfootEdit
Freddie: (smiling) It’s refreshing when she hurts someone who is not me.
Sam: Dude, if I don't get any food in the next hour, I'm going to eat Freddie!
Freddie (to Nora): Get her some food, Nora!
Sam: (stares at Freddie with an intense and amorous look, gives up fighting her feelings, grabs his shoulders and kisses him, pulls away after eleven seconds, looking shocked)